THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS...

Now here is a problem effecting the general public. The war on Christmas. And Chad before you get mad allow to further this post. It apparently has gotten bad enough that for the last week, every single night they have had some special about it on Fox News. The most recent show i caught was saying how people of middle eastern descent dont want Christmas pushed on them. As far as i know people arent coming into your house with a tree and making you open gifts on the 25th of December are they? And besides, arent you wasting time complaining about infidel things while you should be attacking the Jews and Hannukah?

The thing that annoyed me most this year was how the Fox channel referred to the impending holiday has Chrismakah. And yet the arab race is not attacking this. I dont go and visit a country in the middle east and complain that there arent enough christmas decorations or that the dictatorship is pressing Ramadon on me.

So to the "war on christmas" i say this to you. Screw you and the Fox family of networks. I am going to put up so many lights you can see me from space giving the middle finger to a sign in my front yard that looks like the Fox news logo.

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE THE HAP HAP HAPPIEST CHRISTMAS SINCE BING CROSBY TAP DANCED WITH DANNY FUCKING KAY!