A day in recovery...
Well its been awhile since I posted anything so i guess i will fill you all in on what has gone down in the past 10 days. Where to start...umm...well lets rant about sports so i can save the really fun stuff for the end.
Lets start with the Browns. They added to solid O-linemen in LaCharles Bentley and Kevin Shaffer. Couple this with the extension of Rueben Droughns contact and the Browns might have one hell of a running game this coming season. They also added Joe Jurevicious at wide receiver, which means we might have a receiver that wont average 3 dropped passes a game. Also joining the Browns are Ted Washington and Willie McGinest. While Ted might not bring in as many sacks as Big Willie will, he will undoubtly be a big lumpy unmovable object in the D-line, much like Mike Sapanaro.
As for the Tribe, I am not going to lie, i havent really been keeping up on them as much as i would like to. However that is large part due to March Madness and the free agency moves being made in the NFL. Although i do know they are 12-8 and lost to the damn NY Yankees today 2-0.
The Cavs pulled one out today thanks to some key free throws by Flip at the end of the game. They beat the Lakers 96-95, improving their record to 38-29 and dropping the Lakers to 34-34. Clearly they Lakers were a better team with Shag Diesel.
As for the March Madness tourney, i have but one thing to say. I FUCKING QUIT! I am now fully in the mode of rooting against my bracket. I have 3 of the final for left, but this means nothing to me anymore. Bradley, Wichita State, Georgetown, Northwestern State, George Mason and Georgetown should all get a free pass into the Elite 8 and let everyone else play for the last two spots.
Now for the fun that was St Particks day weekend. So i leave work at around 6:15 on Friday and by 7pm we are having corned beef and cabbage with a side of green beer. Check that, followed by many sides of green beer. So after this is over we head back to the casa for a little mellow time with some good friends. However there is one problem. During the course of the evening and the many sides of green beer our friend Eamon shows up in a cab. We quickly come to learn that he and his bitch of an Ex girlfriend have finally called it quits. We are all happy and before we buy him a round Eamon pulls a handful of bullets out of his pocket and hands them to my roomie Dave. Eamon was worried about what his Ex Ali might do since she bought a gun a few weeks back. The rest of the night continues without too much excitement. However when we get back to the casa there is a broken window on the fucking house. THAT UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF CUNT PISTOL WHIPPED OUT MY FUCKING FRONT WINDOW. And verbally admits it in a phone called placed to said cunt that same evening. If thats not a total buzz kill for the evening i dont know what is. Just thought i would share.
Hope everyone elses St Pattys days were largely police free.
Lets start with the Browns. They added to solid O-linemen in LaCharles Bentley and Kevin Shaffer. Couple this with the extension of Rueben Droughns contact and the Browns might have one hell of a running game this coming season. They also added Joe Jurevicious at wide receiver, which means we might have a receiver that wont average 3 dropped passes a game. Also joining the Browns are Ted Washington and Willie McGinest. While Ted might not bring in as many sacks as Big Willie will, he will undoubtly be a big lumpy unmovable object in the D-line, much like Mike Sapanaro.
As for the Tribe, I am not going to lie, i havent really been keeping up on them as much as i would like to. However that is large part due to March Madness and the free agency moves being made in the NFL. Although i do know they are 12-8 and lost to the damn NY Yankees today 2-0.
The Cavs pulled one out today thanks to some key free throws by Flip at the end of the game. They beat the Lakers 96-95, improving their record to 38-29 and dropping the Lakers to 34-34. Clearly they Lakers were a better team with Shag Diesel.
As for the March Madness tourney, i have but one thing to say. I FUCKING QUIT! I am now fully in the mode of rooting against my bracket. I have 3 of the final for left, but this means nothing to me anymore. Bradley, Wichita State, Georgetown, Northwestern State, George Mason and Georgetown should all get a free pass into the Elite 8 and let everyone else play for the last two spots.
Now for the fun that was St Particks day weekend. So i leave work at around 6:15 on Friday and by 7pm we are having corned beef and cabbage with a side of green beer. Check that, followed by many sides of green beer. So after this is over we head back to the casa for a little mellow time with some good friends. However there is one problem. During the course of the evening and the many sides of green beer our friend Eamon shows up in a cab. We quickly come to learn that he and his bitch of an Ex girlfriend have finally called it quits. We are all happy and before we buy him a round Eamon pulls a handful of bullets out of his pocket and hands them to my roomie Dave. Eamon was worried about what his Ex Ali might do since she bought a gun a few weeks back. The rest of the night continues without too much excitement. However when we get back to the casa there is a broken window on the fucking house. THAT UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF CUNT PISTOL WHIPPED OUT MY FUCKING FRONT WINDOW. And verbally admits it in a phone called placed to said cunt that same evening. If thats not a total buzz kill for the evening i dont know what is. Just thought i would share.
Hope everyone elses St Pattys days were largely police free.
posted by Nye 1.0! at 7:51 PM
6 Comments:
Well, at least she didn't buy him a gun run rack, and even if she had, at least she would have "a gun" to put on it.
I never really considered it from that point of view before. However, goes a hand gun really necessitate a gun rack?
Want me to sue her?
Personally, Yes. But Eamon is paying to do the whole window thing so i wont send her to jail.
want me to drag her out of here...kick the shit out of her?
Nah. I can take the bitch. That is unless she got more bullets for the gun. Then i either need to call Superman or Keanu Reeves. (coinsidence that both the original superman and new age superman are both Reeveses? I think not)
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