Rare Day
YOU ALL GET A TWOFER TODAY!
First off let me say that i am almost excited to have this blog back up running as i am about the fact that Chadley is the new blogmate. That whole Juice thing didnt work out so well, but perhaps seeing my ire drawn by someone else he will get his ass in gear.....or not.
Secondly i would like to tell you how i got my life threatened at work today. So this total thug comes into work and by 10 boxes that are 18 x 12 x 12. Now let me tell you what he is going to do with these boxes. He will go home and grab about 15 pounds of marijuana wrapped in cellophane and surround it with some coffee to not arouse suspicion. Then he will bring it back and pay approximatly $150 per box to get it to a residence by 8am the next morning. And not only that but alot of them call back for tracking numbers on the boxes like they are going to file a claim about missing product .
Now we will gladly take his $1500 and send his weed, but how stupid do you think UPS is when you send 10 boxes to the same address that all weight the same and want them there by 8am. Honestly who in their right mind would want something to there house by 8am?
That being said one of this jackass's boxes got "seized for internal investigation" which means that there is a drug investigation going on in regards to the shipment. Now said ass thought this meant that i stole the package. He comes into MY store and trys to threaten me......OH HELL NO!
So the infuriated man proceeds to threaten me and tell me he is going to wait for me. I do him one better and tell him come to my house.
Now let me take a minute and tell you why i have all told you this story so far. Here is the kicker. In true Jack and Elwood fashion i tell the neanderthal that i live at 201 East Jefferson Ave #4. Which is the gate number and address of US Airways Arena where the Phoenix Suns play. So basically the whole store was in homage to the 1060 west addison joke from Blues Brothers.
Nye 1.0
PS still have angst with Juice
First off let me say that i am almost excited to have this blog back up running as i am about the fact that Chadley is the new blogmate. That whole Juice thing didnt work out so well, but perhaps seeing my ire drawn by someone else he will get his ass in gear.....or not.
Secondly i would like to tell you how i got my life threatened at work today. So this total thug comes into work and by 10 boxes that are 18 x 12 x 12. Now let me tell you what he is going to do with these boxes. He will go home and grab about 15 pounds of marijuana wrapped in cellophane and surround it with some coffee to not arouse suspicion. Then he will bring it back and pay approximatly $150 per box to get it to a residence by 8am the next morning. And not only that but alot of them call back for tracking numbers on the boxes like they are going to file a claim about missing product .
Now we will gladly take his $1500 and send his weed, but how stupid do you think UPS is when you send 10 boxes to the same address that all weight the same and want them there by 8am. Honestly who in their right mind would want something to there house by 8am?
That being said one of this jackass's boxes got "seized for internal investigation" which means that there is a drug investigation going on in regards to the shipment. Now said ass thought this meant that i stole the package. He comes into MY store and trys to threaten me......OH HELL NO!
So the infuriated man proceeds to threaten me and tell me he is going to wait for me. I do him one better and tell him come to my house.
Now let me take a minute and tell you why i have all told you this story so far. Here is the kicker. In true Jack and Elwood fashion i tell the neanderthal that i live at 201 East Jefferson Ave #4. Which is the gate number and address of US Airways Arena where the Phoenix Suns play. So basically the whole store was in homage to the 1060 west addison joke from Blues Brothers.
Nye 1.0
PS still have angst with Juice
posted by Nye 1.0! at 8:32 PM
1 Comments:
Dude, you better watch your ass, and next time, yes, you should steal one of the packages!
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