Drinking induces randoms thoughts
So i am sitting at the bar and drinking heavily. (mind you this is before i drop the new killer pick up line) Which will explain my spelling mistakes if there are any, so suck it up and deal with it....jerks.
1) In order to beat the Phoenix Suns you have to score at least 120 points in a game. As is evident by the fact that eht magic scored 118 and lost to the Suns tonight.
2) The Cameron Crazies are exactly that....Crazy. There is people that have been waiting since December 9th for tickets tot he UNC Duke game on March 4th. Thats total dedication.
3) The Cavs are going to suck open ass in the second half and get the 6 or 7th playoff spot instead of the 4th even though they had at one point the 2nd best record in the East. Stupid playoff format.
4) The new pick up line works. For an explaination you will have to contact me directly.
5) Lesbians engage in straight sex. And by this i mean the whole doggy style thing with strap ons, hence emulating straight sex. Whats wrong with DICK ladies, at least with that there is some kind of payoff at the end. (which apparently stains blue dresses)
6) The Reds will lose the battle Ohio for the umpteenith season in a row to the almight Cleveland Indians.
7) The White Sox got handles by the lowly Dbacks today. Does this mean its Clevelands year?
8) WBC is retarded
9)My blogmate is a total waste
10) Dave is a killer roommate although at times messy, which is consist with me at times.
11) Texting is apparently the way to conduct forbidden prospects on the left end of the states.
12) The Mavs will be the team to beat in the Play offs
13) Come 7pm AZ time i am going to be donning the Power Blue and White, b/c seriously when was the last time you saw Duke lose 2 in a row.
14) I might be considered a whore in certain circles and i am ok with this.
15) I heart my lesbians. (You know you who you are)
16) Bonzo needs to get a back bone and dump his bitch
17) OSU you should considered for a number 1 seed in the tourney over Memphis and or Texas
18) Poker is a vice and blackjack is a crutch.
19) Asians gamble like no other. They are even worse then gangs throwing dice in the alley or on the street corner.
20) I am drunk and going to bed.
1) In order to beat the Phoenix Suns you have to score at least 120 points in a game. As is evident by the fact that eht magic scored 118 and lost to the Suns tonight.
2) The Cameron Crazies are exactly that....Crazy. There is people that have been waiting since December 9th for tickets tot he UNC Duke game on March 4th. Thats total dedication.
3) The Cavs are going to suck open ass in the second half and get the 6 or 7th playoff spot instead of the 4th even though they had at one point the 2nd best record in the East. Stupid playoff format.
4) The new pick up line works. For an explaination you will have to contact me directly.
5) Lesbians engage in straight sex. And by this i mean the whole doggy style thing with strap ons, hence emulating straight sex. Whats wrong with DICK ladies, at least with that there is some kind of payoff at the end. (which apparently stains blue dresses)
6) The Reds will lose the battle Ohio for the umpteenith season in a row to the almight Cleveland Indians.
7) The White Sox got handles by the lowly Dbacks today. Does this mean its Clevelands year?
8) WBC is retarded
9)My blogmate is a total waste
10) Dave is a killer roommate although at times messy, which is consist with me at times.
11) Texting is apparently the way to conduct forbidden prospects on the left end of the states.
12) The Mavs will be the team to beat in the Play offs
13) Come 7pm AZ time i am going to be donning the Power Blue and White, b/c seriously when was the last time you saw Duke lose 2 in a row.
14) I might be considered a whore in certain circles and i am ok with this.
15) I heart my lesbians. (You know you who you are)
16) Bonzo needs to get a back bone and dump his bitch
17) OSU you should considered for a number 1 seed in the tourney over Memphis and or Texas
18) Poker is a vice and blackjack is a crutch.
19) Asians gamble like no other. They are even worse then gangs throwing dice in the alley or on the street corner.
20) I am drunk and going to bed.
posted by Nye 1.0! at 12:02 AM
4 Comments:
Hey, Eat a bag of dicks, buddy. The Reds are for real this year...
Seems to me your predict this every year and then continually crap down their leg.
Its nice you hear that you and our mother have an open line of communication and share things like how people get her in the sack. And how about instead of writing a comment you write a flippin post huh?
PS Reds Suck
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