Jenna Jameson for Governor
Let me clear up the last post for you people that are a little slow. IE, a certain law student that will remain nameless. Janet Napolitano is a self righteous bitch that should go the way of Gray Davis. Which brings me to my next point.
What celebrity should replace J. No.? While discussing the general disarray of the state in which i reside, as well as the joke that considers herself a governor, with a friend who shall remain nameless *cough* Kenny *cough* we came up with a brillant plan. Jenna Jameson. (Link not for everyone, esspecially mormons) Yes thats the same girl that has sucked and fucked her way into our hearts years ago. She resides in Scottsdale, a burb of Phoenix.
Just picture it now, her slogan could be a pole at every press conference. She could speak her opinion, which undoubtedly would be irrelevant because everyone would just be staring at her chest since she doesnt own a piece of clothing with a V neck that starts above the navel. But undoubtly some femist would be in the reporter pool and have to ask her a tough question, something along the lines of what is 2+1. While she would undoubtly say "Its alot of fun", the feminazi would persist to ask questions. At which point Jenna would just walk over to the pole and proceed to dance for all she is worth. But as i am sure you know this would upset the female population of AZ, but i mean seriously, after JNo goes and Jenna is in I garuntee at least 15% increase in the male population of AZ. Plus, has a womans vote ever really counted? I mean seriously the only reason they are allowed to vote is probably because congress was tired of hearing their wives nag about it and passed the law letting them vote. Knowing full well at any point men could trump their total votes at any moment.
Besides a pole at every press conference, Jenna would host press conferences, foreign dignitaries, the bush twins, and legislation hearings at one of the 2 strip clubs she owns. Picture beautiful naked women dancing behind her while she taking about the pressing matters. Such as Scottsdale trying to ban strip clubs.
So in closing i would like to say one last thing. Out with JNO, in with J.J.
What celebrity should replace J. No.? While discussing the general disarray of the state in which i reside, as well as the joke that considers herself a governor, with a friend who shall remain nameless *cough* Kenny *cough* we came up with a brillant plan. Jenna Jameson. (Link not for everyone, esspecially mormons) Yes thats the same girl that has sucked and fucked her way into our hearts years ago. She resides in Scottsdale, a burb of Phoenix.
Just picture it now, her slogan could be a pole at every press conference. She could speak her opinion, which undoubtedly would be irrelevant because everyone would just be staring at her chest since she doesnt own a piece of clothing with a V neck that starts above the navel. But undoubtly some femist would be in the reporter pool and have to ask her a tough question, something along the lines of what is 2+1. While she would undoubtly say "Its alot of fun", the feminazi would persist to ask questions. At which point Jenna would just walk over to the pole and proceed to dance for all she is worth. But as i am sure you know this would upset the female population of AZ, but i mean seriously, after JNo goes and Jenna is in I garuntee at least 15% increase in the male population of AZ. Plus, has a womans vote ever really counted? I mean seriously the only reason they are allowed to vote is probably because congress was tired of hearing their wives nag about it and passed the law letting them vote. Knowing full well at any point men could trump their total votes at any moment.
Besides a pole at every press conference, Jenna would host press conferences, foreign dignitaries, the bush twins, and legislation hearings at one of the 2 strip clubs she owns. Picture beautiful naked women dancing behind her while she taking about the pressing matters. Such as Scottsdale trying to ban strip clubs.
So in closing i would like to say one last thing. Out with JNO, in with J.J.
posted by Nye 1.0! at 11:01 PM
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Seriously. Women Voters. Men have had the vote for over over 2000 years, going back to ancient Greece, and the times they were a'prosperin. Women get the vote in 1920 and little more than two decades later, atom bombs are dropping. I'm not saying ... I'm just saying.
She'd have my vote if I lived in Arizona.
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