Trigger Finger Dick

So I reading an article today about how George W. actually got off his ass and went out of the country instead of Camp David. And this got me thinking, with Georgie is gone, who is sitting with their finger on the proverbial button. There is only one answer to this, Dick Cheney. (Isnt it kind of sad that they have a spanish link to that information? But thats a rant for another day)

Now i am sure that everyone has heard the story of how Dick Cheney shot Harry Whittington in the face while quail hunting. Now after a quick glance at a picture of Whittington my first thought is that this is probably not the first time he has been shot in the face.... But i mean if you are walking infront of someone that is hunting, and then you get shot, what right do you have to make a big stink about it? So for all you liberals crying fowl, SHOVE IT! It was an accident, shit happens, look at ross perot, get over it. But i am getting off track.

So with Trigger Dick on the watch, the natural question is, what country is he going to nuke first? According to a recent poll administered Public Opinion Foundation says that 65 percent of the people polled believe that Russia (thats the big country to the right of Europe on a world map) is the number 1 enemy of the United States. (thats the big country below canada in North America on a map.) I personally think that those people are vastly mistaken or mental challenged to some degree or another. Clearly the greatest threat to the US is that of Canada. Think about it. I will expound on that more in a later post. But for the time being, i suggest that all the people along our northern border move in a southernly direction, esspecially since you have no idea when Trigger Dick will fire.


On a completely off topic point, no one has the right to play GOD, but we can dream cant we?