State of Emergency....Everybody to get from Streets
Alright well this seems to be the thing to do if you are a Nye. And since there is a discussion as who belongs to what name. I decided to lay the smack down. Eat it bitches.
Now to more pressing matters. As you sit and wonder first of all why i am doing this, i couldnt really tell you that. Secondly allow me to explain the aptly named State of Emergency blog. There is what the emergency is, danger Will Robinson. Yes i realize its a link to the Cardinals home page and yes i realize there is more pressing matters in the state of AZ, but let me justify this. Anyone who knows me knows i am a huge football fan. Secondly how excited can you be about a team that you root against every sunday for 17 straight weeks. They are in a shitty division, i mean come on, NFC West? Oh but the Seahawks, well i tell you what, the Seahawks wouldnt have made it to the superbowl if someone didnt hand them a 6-0 start from the division schedule.
Moving along to crisis number 2 in my fair state. The Diamondbacks are not the worst team in the league, but they are damn close. Granted they finished 2nd in the NL west last year. But big whoop, yeah thats what i said, so what, wanna fight about it? As far as i know the only reason they even had a crowd at the world series a few years ago was largely due to the fact that everyone just wanted to see the Yankees lose.
As for the Suns, i dont much mind them. Not because they are actually the one sounds sports team besides the Coyotes (who arent even that good) but because they put on a high energy show even with Amare Stoudemire out for the season. They have the Canadian Crusader throwing out dimes like he is sponsoring the March of Dimes. Plus the bonus is when they self destruct as a team it is a general is manteling like something you would see if Coach Marino actually let the team wrestle the Our Ladies of Perpetual Sorrow girls wrestling team.
Now onto two press political issues in the state of AZ. First let me say that Janet Napolitano is a crazy crazy bitch. Allow me to elaborate, First of she is coming up for reelection and sees that there is not a snowballs chance in hell (pretty sure its the first week of July) that she is going to be reelected. So what does she try to do? Come guess. You'll never get it. She tries to get a law passed saying that if the State of Arizona has declared a State of Emergency that she can not be asked to leave office and or voted out. She would be in office till the situation is solved. The set on that bitch must be enormous to try something like that. And let me tell why. The lovely State of Arizona, which mind you hasnt had a drop of rain for 131 days and counting now, has declared a State of Emergency due to the growing numbers of illegals coming into this country through the AZ, Mexico border. Dont worry, we arent alone, New Mexico and California have done the same thing. But there is the problem, that bitch Napolitano wants to stay in office and is using this as a crutch, when personally i think its her fault for not doing something to try and stop this in the first place.
Well thats it for now, I promise the rest of the posts will be more like hearted, but i just wanted to get that out there.
In closing i would like to say
How you like meow?
Now to more pressing matters. As you sit and wonder first of all why i am doing this, i couldnt really tell you that. Secondly allow me to explain the aptly named State of Emergency blog. There is what the emergency is, danger Will Robinson. Yes i realize its a link to the Cardinals home page and yes i realize there is more pressing matters in the state of AZ, but let me justify this. Anyone who knows me knows i am a huge football fan. Secondly how excited can you be about a team that you root against every sunday for 17 straight weeks. They are in a shitty division, i mean come on, NFC West? Oh but the Seahawks, well i tell you what, the Seahawks wouldnt have made it to the superbowl if someone didnt hand them a 6-0 start from the division schedule.
Moving along to crisis number 2 in my fair state. The Diamondbacks are not the worst team in the league, but they are damn close. Granted they finished 2nd in the NL west last year. But big whoop, yeah thats what i said, so what, wanna fight about it? As far as i know the only reason they even had a crowd at the world series a few years ago was largely due to the fact that everyone just wanted to see the Yankees lose.
As for the Suns, i dont much mind them. Not because they are actually the one sounds sports team besides the Coyotes (who arent even that good) but because they put on a high energy show even with Amare Stoudemire out for the season. They have the Canadian Crusader throwing out dimes like he is sponsoring the March of Dimes. Plus the bonus is when they self destruct as a team it is a general is manteling like something you would see if Coach Marino actually let the team wrestle the Our Ladies of Perpetual Sorrow girls wrestling team.
Now onto two press political issues in the state of AZ. First let me say that Janet Napolitano is a crazy crazy bitch. Allow me to elaborate, First of she is coming up for reelection and sees that there is not a snowballs chance in hell (pretty sure its the first week of July) that she is going to be reelected. So what does she try to do? Come guess. You'll never get it. She tries to get a law passed saying that if the State of Arizona has declared a State of Emergency that she can not be asked to leave office and or voted out. She would be in office till the situation is solved. The set on that bitch must be enormous to try something like that. And let me tell why. The lovely State of Arizona, which mind you hasnt had a drop of rain for 131 days and counting now, has declared a State of Emergency due to the growing numbers of illegals coming into this country through the AZ, Mexico border. Dont worry, we arent alone, New Mexico and California have done the same thing. But there is the problem, that bitch Napolitano wants to stay in office and is using this as a crutch, when personally i think its her fault for not doing something to try and stop this in the first place.
Well thats it for now, I promise the rest of the posts will be more like hearted, but i just wanted to get that out there.
In closing i would like to say
How you like meow?
posted by Nye 1.0! at 10:45 AM
2 Comments:
bandwagon jumper.
and yeah, she sounds like a crazy whore.
let me just says two things. first, i have no idea what you said in half of that post. second, this will be the 58th year since the tribe won the world series.
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