Collection of Random Thoughts

Sorry i dont have a lot of funny and somewhat witty things to say as of this moment in time. However i figured i would throw a few random things out here.

1) With the Indians being 17-10 in the grapefruit league, they are several games better then the Cincinatti Reds. This only reaffirms the fact that the Tribe will win the battle of Ohio.

2) I get to watch the tribe on opening night since they are playing on ESPN for the MLB season opener. GO TRIBE!

3) Brenda is mean to me

4) Cavs are picking it up again, which is nice to see. 41-29, Go CAVS!

5) When T.O. dances on the star in Dallas this year, i hope it is Drew Bledsoe that knocks him on his ass.

6) MSN did a tourney pick 'em and out of 3 million people that signed up, only 4 people picked the final four correctly. I mean seriously, what are the odds in that? They have to be greater then the 1 in 750,000 that it measures at.

7) GEORGE MASON? I MEAN SERIOUSLY GEORGE MASON?

8) Cincinatti Bengals still suck

9) Now that we broke the streak of 142 days without rain, it rains almost every single morning now.

10) Dancing in the rain in AZ sucks. In ohio its fresh water, out here the rain tastes like smog....YUMMY!

11) Las Vegas is a fun town.

12) 1 1/2 years later and i still hate DeVry

13) Van Halen or Van Haggar?

14) Womens NCAA tourney? Does this really need to be on TV? I'd rather watch a live root canal.

15) Is there still a WNBA?

16) I am going to keep Hieser despite her best efforts to get him back.

17) Hieser is the coolest dog ever.

18) Is a Teacup Chihuahua a real dog or just a big rat?

19) Its the 28th of March and its 9am and i have been up for 2 hours.

20) I am a firm believer that the baby boomer generation should not be allowed to use computers.

21) PBA, a league? Or just a bunch of guys that spent too many week nights playing in bowling leagues to avoid their nagging wives?

22) People are Strange

23) I am watching a rerun of Sportscenter. Is anyone really suprised?

24) I hope George Mason wins it call simply to start a, "Are they really better then Duke" debate and causing a BCS style cluster fuck.

25) And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo, Every day you meet quite a few.

26) Twin bill for MNF this year in week 1. I dont know if i like that.

27) I shoot pool well. I shoot pool even better after two shots of jesus juice (Tequila).

28) I live with an alcohol that plays in a band and is apathetic about going to school. So what do i do every morning? Wake his ass up at 8 whether or not he is going to go to school.

29) I still hate Steven A Smith. He needs to be punched in the face. Repeatedly.

That seems like enough of my early morning randomness. If think of anything note worthy i will besure to add it on later.

PS juice is still worthless

A day in recovery...

Well its been awhile since I posted anything so i guess i will fill you all in on what has gone down in the past 10 days. Where to start...umm...well lets rant about sports so i can save the really fun stuff for the end.

Lets start with the Browns. They added to solid O-linemen in LaCharles Bentley and Kevin Shaffer. Couple this with the extension of Rueben Droughns contact and the Browns might have one hell of a running game this coming season. They also added Joe Jurevicious at wide receiver, which means we might have a receiver that wont average 3 dropped passes a game. Also joining the Browns are Ted Washington and Willie McGinest. While Ted might not bring in as many sacks as Big Willie will, he will undoubtly be a big lumpy unmovable object in the D-line, much like Mike Sapanaro.

As for the Tribe, I am not going to lie, i havent really been keeping up on them as much as i would like to. However that is large part due to March Madness and the free agency moves being made in the NFL. Although i do know they are 12-8 and lost to the damn NY Yankees today 2-0.

The Cavs pulled one out today thanks to some key free throws by Flip at the end of the game. They beat the Lakers 96-95, improving their record to 38-29 and dropping the Lakers to 34-34. Clearly they Lakers were a better team with Shag Diesel.

As for the March Madness tourney, i have but one thing to say. I FUCKING QUIT! I am now fully in the mode of rooting against my bracket. I have 3 of the final for left, but this means nothing to me anymore. Bradley, Wichita State, Georgetown, Northwestern State, George Mason and Georgetown should all get a free pass into the Elite 8 and let everyone else play for the last two spots.

Now for the fun that was St Particks day weekend. So i leave work at around 6:15 on Friday and by 7pm we are having corned beef and cabbage with a side of green beer. Check that, followed by many sides of green beer. So after this is over we head back to the casa for a little mellow time with some good friends. However there is one problem. During the course of the evening and the many sides of green beer our friend Eamon shows up in a cab. We quickly come to learn that he and his bitch of an Ex girlfriend have finally called it quits. We are all happy and before we buy him a round Eamon pulls a handful of bullets out of his pocket and hands them to my roomie Dave. Eamon was worried about what his Ex Ali might do since she bought a gun a few weeks back. The rest of the night continues without too much excitement. However when we get back to the casa there is a broken window on the fucking house. THAT UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF CUNT PISTOL WHIPPED OUT MY FUCKING FRONT WINDOW. And verbally admits it in a phone called placed to said cunt that same evening. If thats not a total buzz kill for the evening i dont know what is. Just thought i would share.

Hope everyone elses St Pattys days were largely police free.

This Week In Sports......So Far

Well where to start. Besides noting the obvious that Adam Morrison is possibly the ugliest man in the NCAA, nay, make that the on the planet, Gonzaga is the luckiest team ever. There is no reason that Loyola Marymount should have lost their game against the Zags earlier in the week. One can only assume that Chris Ayer has been making the very lay up he missed in this game for the better part of 12 + years. COME ON MAN! However this sets up the possibility of the first ever 16 seed up ending a #1. This pending Zags get a #1, and the upset will happen since they clearly showed that they have no defensive skills what so ever.

Lets move on to Duke. Duke. Duke. Duke. Not only did you lose to Florida State, (who choked at Wake Forest who is having a down year) but you lost to UNC as well, and mind you this was all within the span of 3 days. What is the signifigence of this you ask? Well for starters it is the first time in the era of Coack K that he has lost back to back conference games. Let alone to end a season. This sets up the possibility of UNC in the championship against Duke since this gave UNC the critical #2 seed in the ACC tourney thereby avoiding Duke till the championship.

UConn, what were you doing out there? You effectively crapped down your own leg. Although you do have the right to blame the Syracuse campus paper for firing up McNamara and motivating the 'Cuse team. However, as supposedly the most dominating team in the country to play like that, i am convinced of nothing except the fact that you might be on tilt for the tourney. I predict a bow out in the elite 8.

Memphis choked against UAB earlier in the week as well. At tip of the 80-74 loss UAB was unranked and Memphis was # 3. The fact that the #3 team in the country can go scoreless from the field AND from the free throw line over the crucial 8 minute stretch from 12 to 4 for minutes to go in the 2nd half makes me wonder. Is UAB vastly underrated or are the Tigers vastly overrated. Who have they beat of substance this year? They have two decent wins. One was a 16th ranked Bruins team who is now # 12 and #8 Zags team that is now # 4. However this does nothing to convince me of a #1 seed for them.

The sixth ranked George Washington Colonials lost to Temple. Need I say more on this?

Now what you ask was the point of this post so far. Well its simple, I believe the Ohio State Buckeyes deserve a # 1 seed in this years tourney. They have 4 quality wins against top 20 teams this year. Not to mention the Big 10 is a vastly overlooked conference for basketball. To which Ohio State won the out right regular season title this season. They have proved to be a solid team as compared to the like of George Washington, Gonzaga and Memphis who are ranked ahead of them in the poles. And while UNC is pushing for a #1 with the win at Duke, their 6 losses are to much for 1 seed. The number 1s should be Ohio State, UConn, Villanova, and Duke.

Need a Little Help from my Friends

I am going to compose a post laced with Song titles. What i need from you my dear friends is Song Titles and the Name of the bands sing them. Any help you can give me would be appreciated. You can leave them as a comment or if you have an extensive list let me know and i will provide you and email address to send the list too. Thanks for the help.


Nye 1.0!

Drinking induces randoms thoughts

So i am sitting at the bar and drinking heavily. (mind you this is before i drop the new killer pick up line) Which will explain my spelling mistakes if there are any, so suck it up and deal with it....jerks.

1) In order to beat the Phoenix Suns you have to score at least 120 points in a game. As is evident by the fact that eht magic scored 118 and lost to the Suns tonight.

2) The Cameron Crazies are exactly that....Crazy. There is people that have been waiting since December 9th for tickets tot he UNC Duke game on March 4th. Thats total dedication.

3) The Cavs are going to suck open ass in the second half and get the 6 or 7th playoff spot instead of the 4th even though they had at one point the 2nd best record in the East. Stupid playoff format.

4) The new pick up line works. For an explaination you will have to contact me directly.

5) Lesbians engage in straight sex. And by this i mean the whole doggy style thing with strap ons, hence emulating straight sex. Whats wrong with DICK ladies, at least with that there is some kind of payoff at the end. (which apparently stains blue dresses)

6) The Reds will lose the battle Ohio for the umpteenith season in a row to the almight Cleveland Indians.

7) The White Sox got handles by the lowly Dbacks today. Does this mean its Clevelands year?

8) WBC is retarded

9)My blogmate is a total waste

10) Dave is a killer roommate although at times messy, which is consist with me at times.

11) Texting is apparently the way to conduct forbidden prospects on the left end of the states.

12) The Mavs will be the team to beat in the Play offs

13) Come 7pm AZ time i am going to be donning the Power Blue and White, b/c seriously when was the last time you saw Duke lose 2 in a row.

14) I might be considered a whore in certain circles and i am ok with this.

15) I heart my lesbians. (You know you who you are)

16) Bonzo needs to get a back bone and dump his bitch

17) OSU you should considered for a number 1 seed in the tourney over Memphis and or Texas

18) Poker is a vice and blackjack is a crutch.

19) Asians gamble like no other. They are even worse then gangs throwing dice in the alley or on the street corner.

20) I am drunk and going to bed.

Trigger Finger Dick

So I reading an article today about how George W. actually got off his ass and went out of the country instead of Camp David. And this got me thinking, with Georgie is gone, who is sitting with their finger on the proverbial button. There is only one answer to this, Dick Cheney. (Isnt it kind of sad that they have a spanish link to that information? But thats a rant for another day)

Now i am sure that everyone has heard the story of how Dick Cheney shot Harry Whittington in the face while quail hunting. Now after a quick glance at a picture of Whittington my first thought is that this is probably not the first time he has been shot in the face.... But i mean if you are walking infront of someone that is hunting, and then you get shot, what right do you have to make a big stink about it? So for all you liberals crying fowl, SHOVE IT! It was an accident, shit happens, look at ross perot, get over it. But i am getting off track.

So with Trigger Dick on the watch, the natural question is, what country is he going to nuke first? According to a recent poll administered Public Opinion Foundation says that 65 percent of the people polled believe that Russia (thats the big country to the right of Europe on a world map) is the number 1 enemy of the United States. (thats the big country below canada in North America on a map.) I personally think that those people are vastly mistaken or mental challenged to some degree or another. Clearly the greatest threat to the US is that of Canada. Think about it. I will expound on that more in a later post. But for the time being, i suggest that all the people along our northern border move in a southernly direction, esspecially since you have no idea when Trigger Dick will fire.


On a completely off topic point, no one has the right to play GOD, but we can dream cant we?