Drunken rants about pop stars and you: what you need to know

Wow. Talk about drunken blogging. Sorry everybody. I guess I'm more passionate about pop music than I thought. Anyways, I just wanted to take the time to share some things I've learned about Craigslist over the past couple months....

First off, the personals of women for men are basically a single mom buffet. If you ever wanted to date a milf, this is your chance. Not only that, but often the picture they post is a cropped picture of them together with their last boyfriend; propably the guy that gave them the kid. I find this hysterical.

Secondly, the crossroads nearby where I live are a hot spot for "erotic services." Apparently, after all those nights when I would have given my liver (and that means a lot to me) for some complete stranger action, I could have just gone down to the corner. Silly me.

Third: No picture. No nothing. If there isn't a picture, it's a thirty year old professional serial killer selling a stolen guitar out of his stolen Civic before going off to sell crack to your little sister. If I don't see a picture, I won't even trust my roommate, who's the only serial killer I can really ever trust these days.